I used to be a college professor… and I would never cross that line between teacher and student… but how can the ‘school-girl’ thing NOT cross your mind when you see literally hundreds of barely-ripe, barely-legal girls every day? There was one student who looked so much like April O’Neil, and was just everything I’d ever want. I wish I could have made something happen with her, but my job...you know, in the movies it looks so easy, but when your real job is really at stake, it’s a different story. Anyway, I don’t know how much I can really teach April O’Neil, but tonight she is going to be my favorite student.